The Scorpion and the Frog
One day, a scorpion looked around at the mountain where he lived and decided that he wanted a change. So he set out on a journey through the forests and hills. He climbed over rocks and under vines and kept going until he reached a river.
taken from:
http://allaboutfrogs.org/stories/scorpion.html
Two men are taking a walk in the forest. Suddenly, they bump up into Mr Bear who hungry and looking for something to eat. Well, one man, fearing for he life quickly shimmy up a tree, and hide in the branches. The other one, knowing that he will be mauled, falls to the ground. There, on the ground, he stop moving and he pretend that he dead. Well, Mr Bear him come up to him, and he sniff him, and the guy terrified but he playing dead. Man, he playing dead, because he know that if him move, the bear gwaan eat him. Well, Mr Bear him sniff the man, and paw the man, but the man eh move. So he move on, and the man fool the bear. Seeing this, So finally the man up in the tree jump down, and he laughing he ask the one on the ground, “Well, brother, what the bear gone tell you?”
The man on the ground looks at his friend and replies, “Mr Bear gone tell me, ‘Never travel with a friend who gwaan desert you at the first sign of danger.’ ”
What does it mean to be nice?
To be nice is a condemnation. When a woman says that you, the guy, are nice she means that you are absolutely dull, have no redeeming qualities, and are certainly not worth her time. She is plainly saying that she has no interest in you. And now that she knows you are interested in her, she will take advantage of your idiocy. In short, when a woman says that you are nice, run and do not look back, despite your want of that pussy.
So, yes, I was an idiot. From the first, I tried to gain her attention. She asked me to take her to the Greyhound bus station. Lacking experience, I agreed. When we got there, she told she me was going to visit her boyfriend. Red flag dude, get the fuck away. Now, you know she has a boyfriend, but you still persist. Are you mad? No, I was not mad, I was just caught up in the lure of the pussy. But I did not realize this then. Instead, I persisted in an attempt to gain her affection. I look at this and I realize that I should have backed off then, and moved on. Unfortunately I did not. This incident rankles.
Earlier, during the semester, I went out with her, shopping. If that doesn’t scream whipped, I don’t know what does. It’s interesting really. i did not consider the consequences of these actions. If I had, I would have realized that now she thought of me as her girl friend, and in no way would want to date me. Combined with the bus station, I was now in her power. She had the ability to do whatever she wanted with me.
Mainly, she now thought she could ask my advice on guys. Ouch, that certainly hurt. Who the fuck was I to give her advice on other guys she was interested in. She had no respect for my feelings toward her. I was her bitch. It hurt, and I stopped speaking to her for a week, maybe longer. But she had a hold on me now. So, I went back. From the moment she asked me for that advice, I should have known to run and not come back. But, I did return. Most guys know there is no hope in this situation. I did not. I persisted in the attempt to gain her favor.
So, this leads to another incident during the winter break. I tell her where I am going on vacation, in a vain attempt to impress her. Never impress. Attempting to impress is a sure sign of failure. Don’t do it. Trying to impress her loses any respect I had, which was marginal now at best. And seeing that I already took her to the bus station, I couldn’t have had much.
Nevertheless, I tell her where I am going. She asks me to buy her jewelry. What the fuck? Buy you jewelry? Really? Who the hell do you think I am? So, I asked her what the hell she was talking about. She replied that we were friends, and friends buy jewelry for each other. Now, I know I had that pussy on a pedestal. With the combination of previous events, the pedestal, and now the pussy fell off. I call her back later, and ask if she’s actually serious about the jewelry. She says yes.
And her friend was even worse. Her friend wanted me to write her boyfriend’s personal statement. I was sick and tired of being sick and tired. So, when I returned this semester, with situations still circulating in my head, I decided that it was best to cease communication. Because frankly, if I had continued to communicate with her, I would have no self respect.
Women will use a man who is actually interested. The trick is to not appear interested. A man must be actively disinterested in her. That is the only way he will gain her favor. Let’s face it. Guys want women. We do not need them. Consider Scherezade and
Every night, the sultan beheads a previous wife because he finds out that she is cheating on him. But Scherezade captures his attention for 1001 nights by telling him stories. He can behead her at any time, after all he is the sultan. But she has gained his interest, and now she has power over him. Behead, don’t lose your head.
Which, is complete and utter bullshit. In order to acquire a woman’s interest, you have to be mysterious. You must be bold. You must pretend that you are in no way interested in her. Be aloof, be cool. Do not let her take advantage of you. You cannot be weak. Women detest weak men. If there are times that you need to be weak, do not let her know. This is what your male friends are for. Women say they want you to be honest. The truth is, honest guys buy shoes. Dishonest guys fuck her.
Never chase. You chase her, she will lose interest. Women want guys that she cannot control.
So what does this mean to me? It means that I am sick of this bullshit, and I am completely unwilling to play these games. Why must a guy pretend not to be interested if he likes a woman? I am fed up with being nice. Since the new year began, I am no longer nice. I will no longer be friends with women I am interested in. That way leads to madness. If she is interested in me, then I will continue speaking with her. I have ceased communication with both her and her friends. I do not wish to be her girl friend. That is for other men. Can a man and a woman be just friends, if the man is attracted to the woman? No, they cannot, because she will use him as she pleases. Take control, and never let yourself be used. Do I hate women? No, I hate myself for allowing her to take advantage of me. This will never happen again.
Does love exist? I do not know. I do not believe so. I dislike having to watch everything I say. It’s all politics.
After one year at this university, it is now time to assess my duration and determine whether my stay has helped or hindered my character development. There are several things that I have learned: procrastination, attraction, confidence, and jerkishness.
(to be continued)
The act of beheading on a user based level.
The act of beheading, one at a time.
The act of beheading, on a first come first serve basis.
The act of guillotining one’s guilt away.
The act of downsizing, on a user centered basis.
I see the Ten Commandments as more than a way of life. I see them as a challenge.
What do online dating and rollercoasters have in common? You gotta be this tall to ride.
Now this I can expand on.
What do online dating and dog adoption have in common? Nobody picks the black ones.
Who gives a shit?
If a bridge falls in Minnesota, and the nation is there to hear it, does the president care?
If a bridge falls in Minnesota and only the DOT could have prevented it, does the president care?
If a bridge falls in Minnesota, and the nation is there to hear it, does bush fly over bridge?
I saw cooking as an art, and I lacked a paintbrush.
He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, “Dust to dust,” some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, “I’ll be waiting for you in heaven–with a gun.”
I don’t know which way I want to go, but they’ll never put me out, cos I’m burning down the house.
Watching my dogs play, you’d think Widget was alpha because Shasha is usually on her belly on the floor while they’re wrestling. But when Shasha gets fed up she tells Widget no, forcefully, and Widget listens. So who’s actually the leader here. Indeed, I am.